"Aieeeeeee! Motocompy es muerto!" That was my thought as I pushed
the power button and received a SYSTEM DISK ERROR. I've had problems with
the computer before, but system disk stuff usually means death. The story
ends up well, but let me first tell you how I came to this point. Two
words: Dalton Highway. The Dalton Highway, also known as Alaska State
Route 11, is a road that leads from just north of Fairbanks to Prudhoe Bay,
takes you through some of the most beautiful terrain you'll ever see, and will
never feel the soft touch of my motorcycle's tires again. I can't remember
three more challenging and rewarding days than the three that took me up
and back on the Dalton Highway. I'll shall now try to summarize those days
and the events that transpired therein.
I left Eielson AFB on the morning of the 9th and drove northwest up AK-2 to
the point where it meets up with the Dalton Highway, some 80 miles north of
Fairbanks. The whole time I was wondering what I was going to be met
with. I had heard and read so much about this road that it had almost
reach mythical proportions for me. I finally got there and the gravel
greeted me cheerily as if to say, "Don't worry, you've ridden on gravel before,
this won't be a problem for you...(sinister laugh under breath)". Indeed,
I had ridden on gravel before and I felt fairly confident in my abilities to
navigate said road surface. The Dalton Highway broke me, and my bike, and
my computer, and nearly my spirit. I can't count how many times I was
certain I was going to crash/drop the bike/get a flat, etc. I pulled into
Coldfoot, AK, that afternoon desiring only two things: time away from my bike
and a beer. I found both. The next day was even more
difficult and beautiful. I already told you all about the flat tire, but I
didn't tell you about the rain or the mud, or the crazy potholes, or the
dramatic temperature drop to below freezing as I road across the barren tundra
leading up to the coast. The ride was certainly difficult but was
also beautiful and even fun, at times. I would be frustrated and tired,
concentrating on the road and nothing else, when suddenly I was met with
something that didn't seem to fit in with my exasperation: a rainbow, fireweed
(which is a purple flower that comes up in areas where there's been a fire),
a powerful river like the Yukon, or an amazing mountain in the
distance. It was as though God was giving me signs to help me
break through my current frustration and appreciate everything around me. I
crossed the Arctic Circle on the 9th and pass through the Brooks Range on the
10th. Atigun Pass divides the vast coastal tundra plains and the inland
boreal forest, and is both beautiful and eerie in its color and shape.
Hmmm...Ok, I'm starting to get long winded with this. Let me try to
speed things up a bit. Sooooo, I road to Coldfoot on the first day.
Highlites from this ride: Yukon River, Arctic Circle (there was a sign posted
here about a wolf nearby that had attacked a woman...I found out later that the
same wolf had tried to run down a guy on a motorcycle), and fireweed. The
next day I woke up early, after trying to sleep through the lack of darkness,
the presence of rain, and the intermittent yelping from the Mush Team Huskies in
the woods nearby. Fifty miles north of Coldfoot is where I got my flat,
but just after that is when I got to Atigun Pass and then started descending
towards the coast. The crazy thing about this road is that there will be
brief spots of decent asphalt or hard packed/sealed gravel...just enough to lull
you into thinking that the worst is behind you and then, wham! potholes
a'plenty. On more than one occasion I would hit potholes large enough to
nearly shake the handlebars out of my hands. Highlites of the second day:
Atigun Pass, beautiful blue skies with lush green tundra beneath (it reminded me
of the Windows XP default desktop picture with the clouds and rolling
hills...just way cooler and not so digital). I stayed at the Prudhoe Bay
Hotel there in Deadhorse...a first rate establishment, sortof. Deadhorse
exists only to support the oilfields up there and there are no actual residents,
just temporary workers. I stayed where they stay. The Arctic Ocean
was cold, (imagine that?) but it was fun to get in and join the Arctic Polar
Bear club.
I met another couple of bikers that day, Andy and Scott, from Ontario,
Canada. They were on sport bikes, also not very suited for the
dirt/gravel/mud road, and we decided to all ride back together the next day and
to ride all the way back to Fairbanks, skipping the overnight in Coldfoot.
We were all ready to be done with the Dalton. Scott and Andy were
great guys and were just starting an Iron Butt challenge to
drive from Deadhorse, AK, to Key West, FL. We began our ride the next
day at about 10:45 and quickly put a good amount of miles behind us. Then
the rain set in. A few equations here: If "Rain + dirt and gravel = mud"
and "mud + motorcycle without dirt bike tires = instability" then "brian + mud =
unhappily unstable". Check me on that...my algebraic rules might be a bit
off, but you get the point. Scott and I nearly went down on a number of
occasions. I was right behind him and every time I saw his back tire
fishtail I would brace myself because I knew I was next. Apart from the
mud, the roads were in much better condition than they were the day
before. The road crews are constantly wetting and grading the roads (fun
if you get behind the wetting truck...see above equations) and things were much
smoother for our trip back. We pulled back into Fairbanks at about 4am and
promptly went to sleep. The 24-hour sunlight helps for making long rides
like that but it seemed to hit us all at once. The day wasn't all easy,
though. Scott's bike kept overheating because his radiator was packed with
mud. Andy got a flat. Motocompy got beaten to a pulp and stopped
working. I had to take him completely apart at Coldfoot and when I did I
found numerous loose or missing screws, and a disconnected hard drive. I
pulled out the keyboard later on and found two of the keys had been shaken
off. All in all, the damage done by Dalton to myself or the other folks on
bikes that I came into contact with on my trip up amounted to: 2 flat
tires, a cracked crank case, and some cracked handle bars (from when
one guy went down. He was OK, just got caught in some
mud). That's all in a three day period... We woke up after our long
ride, ate breakfast and took our bikes to a car wash to pressure wash all the
mud off of the radiators, exhaust systems, lights...everything. That took
a fair amount of time but when we were done we said our goodbyes and parted
ways, Andy and Scott were heading for Whitehorse in Canada and I pointed my
newly cleaned bike towards Denali. It was a good ride down there (I mean,
heck, the entire road was paved) and the park was beautiful, I couldn't
actually see Mt. McKinley from the 75 mile viewpoint because of the weather, but
I did see some beautiful landscape and a moose. I spent the night in
Cantwell Junction and am heading out onto the Denali highway shortly...yet
another gravel road, but this one should be a bit shorter and better
maintained.
Ok, so I could write or talk about this experience for much longer, but my
guess is that it's much more interesting to me since it's so fresh and vivid in
my mind's eye and that my lame description isn't going to quite do it
justice. Anyways, here's some pictures from those few days (more on my
Flickr page) as well as a video from our passage of Atigun. Most of my
other videos would make you sick from all the shaking and bouncing around.
Plus, there was usually mud, dust or rain stuck to my windshield...or the camera
was shaken off of its mount. Not the best conditions for movie
production. One more video from the Arctic coast. Notice the
weird layer of clouds that comes down to just above the horizon.
GPS track of me exiting the Brooks Range and heading into Deadhorse, AK is here.